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By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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kyle4236 0

get ur sis to give u a lap dance. after all u paid for it. not ur fault she is one step away from being a *****

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Strippers don't all do lapdances, numbnut. Nor are they (all) ******.

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DirtyCharmed 10

If it actually happened, I'd move to the other side of the world. But I think it's too good to be true.

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p28ink 0

haha thats really funny... and disgusting.

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ScaryyMary 14

The worst thing about this is that she's not only his sister, she's also his daughter.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

your picture kicks ass!

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SubjectX 0

I wonder if she knew who she was working for. Still, I hope your sister is a hot stripper.

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GETOVERIT2039 0

So she made your party better, and you're complaining?

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GETOVERIT2039 0

sorry about my last comment I was confused

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breyahna12397 0

Lmao. I bet that was akward.

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