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By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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By Oops - 11/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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Surprise!

By dieold - 28/01/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriend's house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles, I slipped my hand into her sister's back pocket and squeezed her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out, and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Work name

By Van - 09/11/2019 05:00

Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML

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You deserved it 469

By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka

Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

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You deserved it 765

What a thoughtful gift

By Natsert99 - 08/12/2016 14:02 - United States - Deerfield

Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:06

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

Pankreas 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:07

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

Comments

kemar7856 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:34

why would she strip at your party?

l1douchhe1l 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:36

how is this an fml it wouldve turned me on

RaphX 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:36

Did a cruel friend arrange this?

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:39

LOL eww.......

firecopy 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:39

WINcest!!!!!

lpcd23 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:43

awkarddddd

ct08 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:43

if your sister is hot, i bet your friends probably had a great ole time. a guy's dream is to see his friend's hot sister strip

SomeonethingStup 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:45

Look on the bright side, at least it wasn't your mom.

deng314 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:08

hahahaha! Great way to think positive!

sherrybaby10 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:46

that's harsh sorry dude. I hope she at least had some thing on.

snowman427 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:48

can I meet your sister

g3rusz 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:57

Sorry, but it's ******* hilarious XD *(sister thinking still in the cake: Hmm... guy's name is Jon. Weird, my Brother's called Jon too. Whatever, there must be a lot of Jons in town...)* -*sister jumping out of cake* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JON! -Jon: ...Sis? *a minute of awkward silence* -Sis: ...Bro? -A friend: Wow, Jon, your sister is one hell of a sexy bitch. Mind if I borrow her for a while? Pure sitcom.

writtenmusic 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:07

lmao that made it so much funnier

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:54

Nah, it went something like this: Sis - What are you doing for your birthday? Jon - Just having a few friends over for a quiet party. Sis - bullshit, you're going to hire a stripper Jon - Yeah, you guessed it. Sis - Oh, I'm a stripper, can I do your party? Jon - I don't know, show me your ****.