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By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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By Oops - 11/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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Surprise!

By dieold - 28/01/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriend's house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles, I slipped my hand into her sister's back pocket and squeezed her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out, and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Work name

By Van - 09/11/2019 05:00

Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML

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By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka

Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

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What a thoughtful gift

By Natsert99 - 08/12/2016 14:02 - United States - Deerfield

Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:06

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

Pankreas 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:07

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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cazzieeee 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:16

haha this is hillarious

firesetsboy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:16

so hmmm wondering who set up hiring the stripper and if they knew you two where related....

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:17

um.........................................................wincest is best sex but better wear a latext cause you dont want that horror text, that i think im late text! but seriously, you could just leave the room. you sound around mid 20s and im guessing your sister is at least 18 and is mature (hopefullY) enough to be comfortable with herself...doing this.. i pefer being a chorus girl though..

LongJohnnie5 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:57

Mister 25, you suck for trying to quote lil wayne. I mean really fool.

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:50

lil wayne sucks!!!! i aint no fool, and im certainly not a guy!! ugh.. i take crappy songs like waynes and twist them so theyre better... ;) why did u reply to me anyway?