Awkward and Miscellaneous: Oh, hi!

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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Way too chill, dude

By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML

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Memory hole

By Anonymous - 30/12/2024 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, I confidently walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment for a party, only to find a confused elderly couple staring at me. Turns out, I was not only three doors down from where I thought his front door was, I was also on the wrong floor. FML

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Unloveable

By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

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By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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Non confrontational

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Party girl

By Abby - 11/11/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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chemchic 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:04

Are you Goldilocks?

ImmaB3AST 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:04

Well, that's why you don't go into a house you aren't sure about. Then eat their food right away? That's just disrespectful. You deserve it.

Comments

kaylanicole1695 12

Tuesday 7 August 2012 20:40

I don't even help myself to food in my own house, I ask my mom first...

Trollgod 13

Tuesday 7 August 2012 21:08

Did they press charges?

mrkhan17 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 21:14

Someone's been eatin our porage!

15949058 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 21:18

What the?! That is rude, you do not go into a house even if it is unlocked and help yourself to food. I know better, and I am 13.

Oceanlondon 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 21:25

goldielocks.

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 7 August 2012 21:52

Ever stop to think of knocking, then waiting for someone to answer the door? I hope they pressed charges for breaking and entering. Maybe that way you'll learn to think before you do things.

xtcolin 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 22:06

Consider yourself lucky. Had you done this in the USA you'd have been shot and killed with baloney sandwich hanging out of your mouth.

cloudygirl5 16

Tuesday 7 August 2012 22:35

That's rude evens if it's your friends house u never just go in side and stuff yourself with food! HahHa it wasnt even your friends house so that's what u get

Neongreenme 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 23:06

Who the hell just walks into someone's house and starts eating their food? I don't care how close we are you don't just walk in and certainly don't have a snack without me offering. It's called manners!