Awkward and Miscellaneous: Oh, hi!

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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Way too chill, dude

By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML

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Unloveable

By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

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By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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Non confrontational

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Party girl

By Abby - 11/11/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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chemchic 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:04

Are you Goldilocks?

ImmaB3AST 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:04

Well, that's why you don't go into a house you aren't sure about. Then eat their food right away? That's just disrespectful. You deserve it.

Comments

graffitied_love 20

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:04

Am I the only one who thought "Goldilocks and the Three Bears"?

graffitied_love 20

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:08

Sorry I didn't see #5's comment

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:32

Maybe. This story made me think of "Hot MILF Gets ****** by Pool Boy." I may have an addiction to Internet ****.

ImmaB3AST 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:36

Perdix, I actually saw that a couple dad ago. LOL

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:34

#52, haha, instant classic? Did you see the original or a remake? The July 6, 2012 version was hot, but take a pass on the July 8, 2012 version (poor script) and July 14, 2012 sequel (bad cinematography.) The July 22, 2012 version is a lock for the MILFie (Yes, there is an academy that honor achievement in the MILF/pool boy genre.)

hailezz349 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:23

Hahaha sucks ta suck!

Fuck_Bullshit 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:29

You felt shitty huh? You probably shitted on yourself...

urbanimpression 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:40

Awesome! Haha

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:41

Um? I think you must have scared the crap out of that family. It is best to be certain you have the right house before you go in.

Rodders_SOTC 1

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:56

Free Food? That's a win!

supportcommand 17

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:05

How did you not know that it's not your friends house?? Had you never been there before?? FYL for being stupid.

Austyn57 1

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:17

can u say breaking and entering

Abbeygale 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:20

Who goes in to someone elses house and helps themselves to their food? Regardless of whether they're your friend, that's incredibly rude, I'd be pissed if my friends did it.