Awkward and Miscellaneous: Oh, hi!

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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Way too chill, dude

By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML

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Unloveable

By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

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By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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Non confrontational

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Party girl

By Abby - 11/11/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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chemchic 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:04

Are you Goldilocks?

ImmaB3AST 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 16:04

Well, that's why you don't go into a house you aren't sure about. Then eat their food right away? That's just disrespectful. You deserve it.

Comments

breezy24 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:42

If you haven't seen the person for ages, why did you help yourself??

Needafarm 22

Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:50

You know there was a post a while back about a person getting into someone else's vehicle thinking it was their "friends" car. Are you that same person?

dijafe27 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:08

I wish you guys would shut up about being "rude" and "disrespectful" . Some people have friendships where they're practically like family and walking in is not a big deal.. Goodness. You guys must not have friends, huh ?

desertrose415 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:29

Walking in isn't as big of a problem as eating their food without asking

vettle 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 7:07

If you haven't seen a friend in ages to even remember where they live, chances are the relationship isn't good enough to help yourself to food.

fancypanda 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 8:31

I totally agree with you, my friends always walk right in my house and say hi to my family and it's just normal. But the eating my food would be kinda weird.

Eirena 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:08

Why in the world would you saunter into a place you've only been to for the first time? And if not, It would've made more sense if you called your friend first.