Oh, hi!

By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
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esines 9

Overreacting? I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my dads droopy ball sac...

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DC2828 0

Get over it. Let your Pops live his life.

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chrissygirl89 0

ahhhhh! oh god! omgggg grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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change_we_need_fml 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That made my day. fyl tho.

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ZZTop43 0

Wow. Grow up and stop being a pansy. If ur dad wants to be a nudist, its his decision, he's a big boy, let him make his own desicions

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monkey314159 0

? lolwut? "he's a big boy"? Half the people in here missed the point. He can be a nudist. But a heads up would be nice whenever company visits. Seriously, how many people answer their door nude? And I wasn't aware that not wanting to see their parent's saggy ballsack fell under the "prude" category. I think it should be under the "not wanting to see their parent's saggy ballsack" category.

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oogyboogy 6

Hey yo motherfucka maybe the bitch ran out of damn ******* space you son o a bitch bastard asshole HOLY SHIT once you swear to much it kinda loses it's meaning

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Arenick 0

Ok so when you first walk in the door, you dont look at your dad's face, you decide to stare at his nuts? You thought your brother was lying so you would think you dad will be fully clothed. But anyway your eyes were looking at that "private" area before his face. Dam you need counseling you incest perv! Unless you're a little person or if your dad has the record for largest balls in the world, then i apologize =-]

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kellster 2

Exactly what I was going to say. Who looks to the balls first? Especially when they've been solidly warned? Unless your dad opened the door with his penis. That would be a different story.

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phiaphia 0

if you read up some where in the comments the OP explains why she saw him nut first '@33-- he happened to be bent over rifling through a box on the floor, which is why I saw his balls first'

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irrelevantxx 0

Ohhhhhh. That is GROSS.

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sexymessy 0

I guess a lot of people don't read the comments!So like #93 said the OP commented and said her dad was bent over going through a cabinet when she got home!! So all there was to see was ass and balls.Def FYL

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