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By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By disgusteddaughter - 13/06/2011 08:58 - Australia

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

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Junk reveal

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 12:00

Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By indianaxx - 30/01/2010 17:21 - France

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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Will09 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

....giggity

esines 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:24

Overreacting? I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to see my dads droopy ball sac...

Comments

LebChickOnFira 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:22

The day i see my dad's balls someone please shoot me. I guess it just depends on the way ppl were raised and how open they are about that but all i know is that i live in an evironment where your privates aren't called private for nothing. Never seen my mom's ****** and am not planning on seeing it either ** shivers**.

dollywilson 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:48

i love how half the people here are totally chill with this and the other half are like OMG, NUDISM = DEATH

SaintJimmy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:23

Americans and Europeans have completely different views on nudity. No idea how Asians, Africans, and South Americans feel about it though.

17xVampx17 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:30

Wow your dad is a ******* freak. Nudists are retarded.

joseph375 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:00

#102, exactaly Nudists are freakish :)

pleasetryagain 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:15

#102, and 103- Why are nudists retarded and freakish? We wear clothes to keep warm and protect our skin. If it's warm and you're in a safe place what REAL reason do we have to wear clothes? It has become a social convention based around shame.

YungMarlon23 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:04

Ahahahhahha EEEEEeeewww, yo! That's nasty ass sick!!!

killinmesmalls 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:16

Haha, ewwwwww...what if he sharted on the couch!!!

vampvalencia 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:46

YDI for having a dad with a droopy ball sack

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:49

I guess you must be proud of your dad then.

theodivine 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:41

Ok really, so you'd want to see your dad's **** and balls and your mom's **** and ******? Not to mention sit in the same spots where there bare asses may have been? Who the hell is ok with that and who would want to be naked in front of their kids anyway? I feel for you, OP. I walked in on my mom having sex with her boyfriend once. Just seeing her gross white ass was enough to traumatize me, I couldn't even imagine seeing anything more.