Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 331
You deserved it 4 014

Same thing different taste

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8313girl 28

Hey he gave you a heads up. I think that was nice of him. You get to a certain age; there's going to be some things you can't control. Gotta love Depends.

"I don't always shit my pants, but when I do, I make sure to tell people about it."

The high prices makes me shit my pants too.

niamhyo 13

Hahaha, that's pretty shitty.

crisanba 18

He'll I'd get the ***** too

Matt_Hazard 16

YDI for shopping at Wal-Mart.

These things run in the genes.... and down the leg.