Oh the humanity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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Top comments

RedJester23 6

well that was a moosetake

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DocBastard 38

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

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Comments

iheartglasses 0

DAMNIT! I should have read the comments first! Here I thought I posted something Doc worthy and he beat me to it :(

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jacobjackman 0

Is the moose okay or are you gonna eat it?

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gizz104 0

Your jinxed yourself. That's why after you say something like that you always knock on your bf's wood.err wait..that's not right is it?

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newzealand 28

OP, if no one knows, it didn't happen. You best hope like **** that moose doesn't start spreading 'rumors'

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deven176 0

Ouchh. I bet that did alot of damage. I guess you must have jinxed your self.

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Marzee 14

Technically, I think she did F the moose's life.

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jakegryan 0

Because moose are almost only ******* exclusive to Canada, dumbass, and that's not even funny

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lemonypower 6

SHIT!!! this has to be fake. no offense but it HAS to be your body would be totally f****ed up and killed. And the MOOSE!!!!! i hope your friends okay...

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DocBastard 38

What the living hell were you snorting when you wrote this? Don't accuse an FML of being fake unless you have proof, like if you were in OP's car when she hit a squirrel and called it a moose. Does it say anywhere how fast they were going? For all you know the car was going 25 kph and there was only minor damage. Obviously OP's body wasn't ****** up and killed (did you REALLY say that??) or else she's posting this from hell, which is where I feel I am whenever I read some bullshit like this.

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valri3 0

Hahaha oh the irony...don't get Doc mad atcha. Besides he was moderating one FML. Strange cause I thought he knew all the rules but here he is getting moderated. FYL OP.

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DocBastard 38

I am not a moderator. The mods are all nice, rational people, whereas I clearly am not. Well, all except Sirin. She's a superhero.

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redbluegreen 40

Sirin is flawless. I hear her keyboard's insured for $10,000. I hear she moderates forums... for Japan. Her favorite movie is Men in Black. One time she met Maxime Valette on a plane and he told her she was funny. One time, she banned me for a month... it was awesome.

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Sirin_fml 46

Well tell him to get his nose out of my living hell stash, dammit.

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msl1333 4

"you remember the other day when you asked me what the meaning of the word 'irony' was and I said....ahhhhh moose!"

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