Cars, Ironic and Transportation: Oh, the irony

Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

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You deserved it 118 652

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 234

You deserved it 36 246

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 633

You deserved it 30 521

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 695

You deserved it 25 521

By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 014

You deserved it 115 357

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 170

You deserved it 4 256

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 712

You deserved it 18 359

By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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You deserved it 7 564

By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 710

You deserved it 5 806

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 388

You deserved it 2 527

Knockyoudown 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

soccerkrzy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:05

How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.

Comments

blooop_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:59

What the hell? Really? So your kids can be in danger from speeding cars but other children can't? Why don't you think of someone else for once, you self righteous ass. YFDI for being a selfish asshole.

holy_crap 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:03

If your going to complain to the police about speeding in your neighborhood, you better not be speeding!

Cazly_420 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:34

YDI... 1. It's your reposonsibility to keep your kids out the street, cars don't speed in front yards. 2. You're a hypocrit for speeding yourself. Karma is a bitch. Hope you learnt to keep your mouth shut this time. =]

coggs 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:08

Similar thing happened to us. We called the police about people speeding on a street intersecting ours so they sent a guy to monitor one of the ends of it (where no one can even speed cuz they have to stop to turn). We rolled through the stop sign under 5 mph when it was obviously clear. We were then stopped by the cop and turned out to be the 3rd resident in our area who hadn't come to a complete stop either.