Oh, the irony

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 802
You deserved it 118 652

Same thing different taste

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Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite

How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.

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"soccermom's" r whats wrong with this goddamn continent. they're raising an army of semi-retarded, useless morons that don't think for themselves... (if you're wondering if you are a moron such as this, here's a little questionnaire: if you buy hot-chocolate, and burn yourself drinking it, who's fault would that be? if you answer anything but "my own", then you are a moron. suing someone for selling you hot hot-chocolate is retarded.)

King_of_Kings 3

why'd you speed? http://swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-register&rb=707998

that wasn't a FML, you were just owned :)

youlose_ 0

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Congrats you're the 3rd idiot on this thread to brag about moderating!

Congrats you're the 1st idiot on this thread that can't use the reply feature.

Good you fken ****, Why bitch about people speeding when you do it yourself.

At least you know the police give a shit.