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By eddiemusicjazz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Azusa

Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML
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TaylorLynn462 10

And why might your wallet be in your shoe?

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xlord 27

So that's what that large annoying feeling was in one of your feet. Which only appeared when you wore a particular shoe......

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Jakesterk96 8

At least you got back up now. P.S. Shoes aren't a good place to keep wallets.

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Rhysviri 10

This reminds me of the FML where a guy tried to propose to his girlfriend by putting the ring in her shoe. The two have no relation except for the shoe, but you know...

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Temi25 6

Was there cash in it?

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TaylorLynn462 10

And why might your wallet be in your shoe?

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silvercamaro 22

OP is probably wondering the same thing

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duckiegirl21 10

Maybe OP has a pet or child that put it there? My cat used to hide money in my shoes.

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hockeyoceancity 13

What i want to know is why havn't you felt the wallet in your shoe for a week? i usually wear shoes everyday and i think a wallet would irritate my foot. unless you have like 7 pairs of shoes that you only wear once a week.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

It's kinda clear that maybe it was a different pair of shoes, if it wasn't, well you're on your own with that.

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silvercamaro 22

Well, no identity theft either way now, and you have a few paper weights

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kiran_fml 5

He deserves sole credit for the problem.

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SliceOfCake 9

He toetally needs a new place to put his wallet.

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ManInTheMachine 19

His dialogue with the DMV was probably laced with tongue 'n cheek humor.

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Il_Maestro 6

Wallet may not have been his fault. Though he's probably kicking himself for not having checked his shoes. Oh well, I guess he footed the bill for his stupidity.

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Michael_92 20

I think we all gotta ask ourselves...how the hell did it get there!?

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Michael_92 20

Ahhh I didn't see someone said it up there.

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Michael_92 20

Shoes...they always stealing their owners money to get hookers!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Those platform high heels are just so Damn expensive huh?

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spazticechidna 2

Your loosed your wallet? Very confused here. :p

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GawdamitNappa 4

Well everything was clear to me until I read your comment. You just confused the hell outa me. Edit: Nvm. Guess the mods fixed the fml before I saw it.

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perdix 29

When suddenly lots of pairs of sexy socks and erotic foot powders start showing up in your mail, you'll know who to accuse of identity theft.

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Il_Maestro 6

Which might not necessarily be a bad thing if OP has a foot or sexy-footwear fetish.

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