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By eddiemusicjazz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Azusa

Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML
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TaylorLynn462 10

And why might your wallet be in your shoe?

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reddudeover 2

I can't believe shoe didn't notice earlier.

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SliceOfCake 9

This FML takes the cake for the worst grammar ever. Heh heh..cake..

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groupleader 7

If you lose your car keys, check your underwear first. Just a little tip for ya there.

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forrrrrest 0

I don't really see how OP deserves to lose their wallet and have to pay for cancellations/replacements, because there's no way I would even think to look for my wallet in my shoes haha. FYL, but at least you found it I guess.

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rattusrattus 18

Maybe you're one of those weird people with more than two pairs of shoes (one for wearing, one for backup!) but how do you do things like replacing ID, cancelling debit cards etc. without noticing that your wallet is in your shoe?!

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garrr 0

I have more than 1 pair of shoe..unless you're terribly unfortunately poor then maybe you'll have just one..

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DocBastard 38

I'm sorry, but my Idiot-English Translation Engine is just itching for some use. I've never had to use it on an FML before, but this one is atrocious. *whir* *click* *bzzzz* *DING* "Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML" There. Much better.

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garrr 0

Umm Doc u misspelled "cancelled". Lol after all that :P

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dbt88 15

No 41, it's one of those words that could be spelled either way.

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DocBastard 38

No problem, Didi. :) Garrr - Technically you're right, for me at least. The British English spelling is "cancelled" while the American English spelling is canceled". I'm not sure why I missed that, but thanks.

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TheGreatAlexande 12

I feel there should be a semicolon after wallet instead of a period, but I do love my semicolons.

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RS795 8

I didn't see the difference..?

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tony1891 22

my mom always told me not to misplace stuff. it might walk away. your wallet is a prime example. lol.

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123josie123 11

Your profile picture is slightly disturbing.

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isaiaah 6

And you didn't feel it in your shoe how...?

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citymayer 7

Most people have at least 2 pairs of shoes..

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verkdizzle 2

I've done this, cept mine was in my coat pocket

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