Oh, there you are…

By eddiemusicjazz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Azusa

Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML
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TaylorLynn462 10

And why might your wallet be in your shoe?

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....why is your wallet in your shoe?

Why the **** was it in your shoe?!?!?!?!?!

Strange you accomplish all that without noticing. I wonder what they said in the DMV when you showed up in bare feet.

Why did you put your wallet in your show and also do you not go out much as you must surely not have worn your shoe for a week.

A friend of mine left the pool, but could barely walk 'cuz his toes on the left foot were hurting... it was his watch he'd stuck in his shoe! I've never let him live it down.

So.. you went an entire week walking on your wallet without feeling it there? ...you might wanna get that checked out or something.

bizarre_ftw 21

I have a gnawing feeling liquor had something to do with this