Oh, there you are…

By eddiemusicjazz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Azusa

Today, a week after I lost my wallet, replaced the majority of my ID cards, canceled my debit card, and went to the DMV and paid for a replacement driver's license, I found my wallet. It was in my shoe. FML
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TaylorLynn462 10

And why might your wallet be in your shoe?

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So... This whole time you didn't wear your shoes? Um...

KiddNYC1O 20

Yes, because people are only limited to one pair of shoes.

How were you able to replace majority of your cards in a week? This doesn't sound legit at all.

Call and cancel and ask for new ones. It might not arrive in the post in a week but the old ones would've been cancelled. There, nothing to it really.

How do you not notice it was in your shoe?

A person can have more than one pairs of shoes, you know.

now if you lose your wallet again, you don't have to go through the process of replacing them again

This is why I check everywhere, no matter how unlikely, if I misplace something - in every pocket (no matter how long it's been since I wore the item), under all the furniture, even in the freaking fridge (no, I have never found a lost item in there, but there's always a first time) - before giving it up as lost...

Silly wallet, you don't belong in a shoe

You haven't worn your shoes in a week? YDI then :)

How on earth did your wallet end up in your shoe?!