Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
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eyez_lay_low1921 0

take your time "f" the rest.!

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allanaskye 0

not really since it's muwaha not muwha

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lionheart822 13

lol I find that whole jack sparrow goatee, and Justin beiber being eaten by a ferret(?) a lot better. =P

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lionheart822 13

and @56, I'm pretty sure that's used for kissing lol

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clarkey 0

make a bad smell and when you walk out sayin I left a present!

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Boothroid 0

that ain't a ferret eating bieber its an opossum but still glad its happening

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j_cat187 19

did u make sick histarical moaning sounds?

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dolphincheddar 10

so leave them a present on the seat. and wherever else it goes. or tell them your busy reinacting hiroshima

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morgan320 0

Take a shit on the seat, run out and yell "Brown chicken brown cow!"

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SpilltMilk2 0

Throw all the toilet paper in the hole.

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Lucidium 0

89 that isn't even the right context...

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whitesox365 0

you must be this full with shit to ride the ride

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robotiick 12

31 u just made my day

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thisdue1775 0

you are beautiful

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number1beaner 0

You should of unrolled all the toilet paper and thrown it inside the toilet for rushing you dude.

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skinollie 0

tenderize- you have an amazing smile! we should be friends :)

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lionheart822 13

what if OP was a lady? Curious-would any of you ladies actually take a dump in a public porta-potty if you had the runs? lol it's like one of those really rare instances.

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lionheart822 13

yeah I guess that's true. but I thought that women were just born with like some natural self control, since they're normally almost never caught farting in public. idk convo's getting kinda weird lol.

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CitrusGirl 0

Ladies just have silent farts, and we don't announce them to the people around us. Ladies fart just as much, they just don't tell anyone :)

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sterlingarcher 1

haha ikr? it's not like we want people to kno that we farted lol

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lionheart822 13

yeah I know, but how's that fair at all? lol but then again we have a saying from back where I come from where "the silents are deadly, while the loud ones are just for show." xD

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sterlingarcher 1

haha that is so true!! Silent is always deadly! lol

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TheDrifter 23

Don't forget usually blamed on someone else. I'm sure most of the men here have been blamed for a fart that wasn't ours.

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sterlingarcher 1

haha so true I blame my friends all the time

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MTJY 21

I heard my girlfriend fart, she's now my ex because of that :)

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kofinater 3

If it was that "though to take a shit" the op wouldn't have diarrhea now would they?

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JeralynBoox3 0

ewwww op . thaaat must suckkkk :3 :/

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KMilliron 2

Piss them off enough and they might tip it!

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marijuanasmoker4 3

Then how do you get out without getting shitty yourself.

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19eightyeight 4

who said anything bout not shittin yourself. hahahaha.

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Time2spare 0

That sucks op. But look at it this way, when you finally get out of there, you should do the same thing to them. Maybe try and tip it ...

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Mortoli 30

lol the smell will be bad enough to have to live through im sure.

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

at least you had TP I think it would be worse if you didn't

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

oh and when you're done take the TP with you that'll really piss them off

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