Alcohol, Drunk and Love: On the sauce

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By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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You deserved it 17 921

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By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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You deserved it 2 673

By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By Brenden Alistair Maye - 30/07/2021 01:59

Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML

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You deserved it 116

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Friday 27 September 2013 16:08

Drunk call her back so you have an excuse to call her a stupid bitch.

autinyork 6

Friday 27 September 2013 16:11

Lol I once did that. Jk, what's a girlfriend?

Comments

Kaylee_Knudsen 19

Friday 27 September 2013 17:26

Eesh. Sounds like drinking should be off your to do list.

Fernando83 19

Friday 27 September 2013 21:36

I agree, if you can't hold your liquor then don't drink. Also, I'm sure she doesn't want to be dating an alcoholic.

WhitneyAndGdrago 10

Friday 27 September 2013 17:38

I can't believe some people act like that sorry op

Tijenai 5

Friday 27 September 2013 17:52

Was expecting to click "YDI" when I saw "drunk called", but damn. Sorry Op

mansen 15

Friday 27 September 2013 17:53

Night of heavy drinking hey? How frequent are your nights of drinking? Perhaps your ex didn't break up with you because she was 'too pretty to be with you', but had enough of the nights of drinking? Need more information to really judge if the gf was being a bitch or the OP has a problem.

love_me_electric 20

Friday 27 September 2013 23:38

Exactly what I was thinking. If I had a bf who constantly drunk-dialed me in the middle of the night and woke me up I would probably break up with him too.

greenmen 12

Friday 27 September 2013 18:29

Truth isn't always true. There is always a lie behind it. You have got truth scammed!!

greenmen 12

Friday 27 September 2013 18:31

I am sorry for you she didn't listen to the real truth! Who dose? Sorry op you are screwed

Hawaii84 16

Friday 27 September 2013 18:47

You don't need her she is conceited and egotistic.

Omniprism 14

Friday 27 September 2013 19:01

Well now you are free to find someone who appreciates you.

jw90 18

Friday 27 September 2013 19:21

@ 18 that's how my friend drunk calls girls. "Hey, I'm so drunk right now..but that's ok, cuz I love you and I want I be with you..shut up Josh I'm trying to tell this chick I love her. I don't care if I just met her! I love her! Anyway babe..yea lets go out sometime."