On the sauce

By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Drunk call her back so you have an excuse to call her a stupid bitch.

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autinyork 6

Lol I once did that. Jk, what's a girlfriend?

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CrazyMelvin 14

YDI: didn't you know the truth comes out when drunk?

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Dobhrionn 10

Drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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derjoachim 6

Drunk texting is usually a YDI. Not sure about this one though. I gave OP the benefit of the doubt since well his life kind of sucks ATM.

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Axel5238 29

Drunk calls are not ever really appreciated. Also if getting that drunk was a regular thing she probably had enough long before and that was it. I find it hard to believe if they had been together for a while that this alone would do it.

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kumarina 35

She is really superficial, you are better off without her

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welltoughtittes 3

You are like the sweetest drunk dialer ever.

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lengi123 18

This seems like ydi to me... It's his fault if he was drunk

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happyfingers 15

That's gotta hurt.. Sorry, OP. But on the bright side, you are now free to find someone who will actually love you for you and isn't so superficial.

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iwadasn 32

I'm guessing the nights of heavy drinking and the drunk dialing are a fairly regular thing. You're right--she does deserve better than that.

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