Miscellaneous: Oops

Oops

By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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By cakehater - 21/08/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML

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You deserved it 2 466

By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 12 476

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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You deserved it 3 693

Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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You deserved it 3 124

Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 643

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By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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You deserved it 3 721

By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 024

Happy intoxication day

By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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You deserved it 4 033

By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

Smash

By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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You deserved it 105

Bloodknight 22

Monday 14 September 2009 16:24

You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

timtam24 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:28

struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces

Comments

PenNameHere 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:52

#10 = win

oh_fish354 0

Monday 14 September 2009 17:18

HAHA, Thats epic. you = My hero.

blondegirl_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 17:21

Maybe her makeup looked like Meme's from the comedy show with Drew Carey years ago.

aberfrog5 0

Monday 14 September 2009 17:44

ahaha. i loved this! "not replace your face..." lol. i've never heard it put that way but i love it! :D

CrimsonImpact 0

Monday 14 September 2009 18:25

Yeah, I definitely agree. I can't click YDI because some girls really DO wear their makeup in such a manner that it looks like they have cake smeared on their faces..

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 14 September 2009 19:58

I think he just made me swoon.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 14 September 2009 20:06

This is where you turn it into a pick-up line. Lick her and tell her she still tastes sweet. Then tell her to go wash the crap off her face.

kibbleznbitz0 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:44

how do you confuse cake woth makeup?make up is flat on the face and cake is thick and clumpy. unless she wears a LOT of makeup with various colors.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 14 September 2009 21:40

Cake-face? Sounds like you met what we like to call a "Juggalo". Characteristics of Juggalos (generally fans of Insane Clown Posse): - listen to shitty clown rap, and think they're tough shit for it - will generally threaten to physically harm you if you insult any "band" on their beloved Psychopathic Records. - Will cake their face in more makeup on their face than Kiss and Immortal combined - Are generally found in your local trailer park. - Usually have large boobs, whether they be male or female, and may need to be weighed on farm scales.