TV shows and Kids: Osmosis - FML

Osmosis

By brazo667 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Stewart

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "Zoinks". FML

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matdun101 19

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:39

I feel you OP Scooby-Doo is legendary! At a stage I was saying ruwoh.

yve1220 20

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:37

It happens OP, don't think anything of it. I'm sure your son gets a kick out of it!

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pataljoe 7

Wednesday 8 February 2017 6:45

jinkies!

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