TV shows and Kids: Osmosis

You know you're a mom when... I know the feeling though. I know all the characters and theme songs for several preschooler shows and no one would really be surprised to hear me use "barnacles" as a euphemism for various swear words, a la Spongbob.

kesht1996 12

Tuesday 10 February 2015 21:19

What's so bad about that. Anyone who catches it will think it's hilarious and anyone who doesn't wont care. Tv catchphrases make everything better

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 10 February 2015 21:46

When I was super into the Simpsons, I sometimes caught myself saying "D'oh!". TV shows can be a wonderful thing. :)

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