Ouch

By fuckjuggalos - 29/06/2012 23:57 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
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newbiehere99 6

So I guess that's the only baby you'll be expecting?

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georgia97 2

Where exactly was your fiancé when you were telling her dad this?

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bluejay22 4

depending on his height.... 200 pounds isnt very big for either a marine or a body builder.....

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arrowsshot 0

Any body at 200lbs isn't what I would call professional. You got punched out by a body building dwarf by the sounds of things. m/ good job

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Deroni76 5

You're lucky you wasn't sucker-punched into Skyrim...

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alfred07 18

Congrats. Sorry your father in law to be is such a douche.

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penguindude82 2

an aggressive body builder? is it bad that my first thought was steroids?

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someguy314159265 15

We already have way too many children in the world. Consider this your punishment.

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