Ouch

By fuckjuggalos - 29/06/2012 23:57 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
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newbiehere99 6

So I guess that's the only baby you'll be expecting?

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dtgr02 4

Good that you are being responsible. Take care of your future wife and baby!

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totheforest84 4

Then twenty two consecutive sucker punch rights. Then he tore off my arms and beat with them.

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ganjaone 2

There's enough bastards in this world

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

He's probably mad because you said fiancee, not wife. So you're having a kid out of wedlock. I hope that isn't the only reason you're marrying the girl...still, ouch. He needs to wake up and realize how times are these days - no one gets married anymore, they have kids and live off the government because single parents get welfare.

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mandilator 5

Just eat his face for breakfast tomorrow

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raexvalo 4

So when the baby comes, expect a few bruises.

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