Ouch

By beateneggs - 02/03/2010 19:57 - United States

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML
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JojoBrown520 0

giant battered eggplant? O.o

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jennacide 0

Thats what you get for trying to do a womans job! jk :)

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capgray 0

a battered eggplant? ya for sure..worst feeling ever. like last night i was drunk and this morning i woke up feeling like a battered eggplant..

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jason2468 0

@29 it is a pretty ****** up world out there oh and op let me know when you have a cure for impotence

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blitzen123 0

How bad does it hurt to get hit in the balls? I must know.

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Bamfy 0

stick A fork in your ****** it might resemble what it's like being hit in the balls

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ionellas 0

How do you know that? Did you ever stick a fork in your ****** after smashing your balls and compared the pains?

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

Hahaaha TEETIEZ. BTW, who shops with their mom.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#29 it is a pretty messed up world if your mom is attacking your nuts. No grandkids for her!

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Immature_fml 0

you, sir, are an asshole. (#1) sucks to be you, op. but I doubt you're sterile, so take it like a man and hope to god I'm right.

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manbearpig123456 0

I seriously doubt your sterile now considering it takes hundreds of pounds per sq. inch to bust a nut (thank god for MANswers)

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jisaac09 25

snickers, i doubt he would need a doctor to tell him if he can/cant get it up....

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