Ouch

By beateneggs - 02/03/2010 19:57 - United States

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML
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JojoBrown520 0

giant battered eggplant? O.o

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jennacide 0

Thats what you get for trying to do a womans job! jk :)

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faithsmom 0

that would be painful but im sorry impotent is not able to get an erection, sterile is unable to have kids

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quikwit1212 0

Actually, impotent, I believe, just means weak sperm. You may be able to have kids, but you probably won't.

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faithsmom 0

no impotent is not being able to get an erect penis, didnt health class teach you anything

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quikwit1212 0

Also, Erectyle disfunction is the inability to get erections( without some trouble, at least).

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TrollHunter 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I love how there were no words in the post above me haha

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schnitzel5 0

it's ok you'll be able to have kids in 3 years

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airborn54 0

I got field goaled in the nuts when I was little and i can promise you that I'm still potent,so don't worry about it

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