Love and Embarrassing: Our cross to bare

Our cross to bare

By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

That oughta do it!

silentsparrow4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!

Comments

SanctusMilitus 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:29

BEST STORY EVER.

o_m_g_joe 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:33

i think i saw you on girls gone wild i love it

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

cattoe7 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:46

i bet he calls

jrl585 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:47

im a guy i would be instreased in any girl that showed me her boobs lol

PaddedWhiteRoom 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 6:20

15, from reading your comment and profile, I hate you.

GrammerNazi1000 8

Thursday 5 May 2011 15:43

Because his pic is a Mac background? But yea, I hate him too.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:49

Haha, well I'm sure -that- got his attention. Hopefully you have a nice rack, if not, FYL. #1, get a life. No one cares if you are ******* first or not. It's lame.