Out of my mind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Well to be fair, you were pretty doped up. I'm sure they've seen worst.

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dewberry2001 25

I told my nurse she was the "nicest goddamned nurse in all of history."

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Attacksloth 33

The Dr. who did my gallbladder surgery's name is Dr. Wright. They doped me up on benzos prior to going under because I have severe health-related anxiety. While doped I was like "I'm sure glad that Dr. Wrong decided to take the day off today." - five seconds later, waking up in the recovery room, giggling and telling the nurse that the hospital will "always have a part of me"

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Brandi_Faith 33

At least your joke was actually funny. Most people just sound crazy, but you sound like you're still on your game even doped up.

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Lmf2 3

I hope you caught that on camera haha

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stargazing 17

How could they catch it on camera when they're too drugged to function properly?

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princesspanta 11

When I had my surgery, I was CONVINCED that Elvis woke me up.

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Overlord247 20

When I had my wisdom teeth out I freaked out because I thought the doctors doing the surgery were aliens who had abducted me

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zsmith105 11

My dad had surgery on his leg and all the boyscouts from my troop went to visit him and he started singing "Ding dong, the withc is dead" from Wizard of Oz

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singafairytale 11

That is not a FML, that is an epic story to tell for a long time! I once drunkenly asked a cop where his cuffs were and if he'd use them on me suggestively. I still tell that one!!!

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ProSwimmerFL 16

Well damn OP did they give you their number ?

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ProSwimmerFL 16

When I woke up from my wisdom teeth pulled out my step dad asked me if I would sing him a song. I said **** you you and flipped him off before I fell back asleep (not high on pain meds I knew what I was doing) I guess I'm the only one who doesn't get high off the meds

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19lulu99 11

After I had surgery, I thought I was dating Nemo and had killed him in Olive Garden because I forgot to bring his fish bowl. Then I started crying and yelled at my grandma for laughing at me.

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Brandi_Faith 33

That's awesome! Poor Nemo lasted through the ocean and a tank and that horrible kid that kills the fish, and then dies just cause you forgot his bowl. Sad. Lol.

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