Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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mama2b3 20

So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.

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Pentium_4 27

hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...

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xmogyx 0

Benabus, you're so ignorant. Girls give ******** because it gives pleasure. When you're in a loving relationship, giving pleasure to your partner is normal and often enjoyable. Same reason I give oral sex to my girlfriend, because it's enjoyable for her and it's not all about you.

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ilovefall10 21

Well, your girlfriend's a ****; Dump her now before it's too late.

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xmogyx 0

Also, it's not unhealthy if you have good personal hygiene. It's not disgusting, I certainly don't find giving oral to my gf unattractive. I feel sorry for you...

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SilverJade 3

(8) Suckin' aint ******'... Eatin' ain't cheatin'.. (8) LMAO good song but yeah dude that blows.. Like she did I suppose!

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Davidthejoo 0

How can you even link oral cancer and a Bj Mean theres absolutely no logic there

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xmogyx 0

You basically just said you won't get intimate with a girl till you're married.. Good luck holding down many girlfriends in this modern society, or keeping them faithful. Yes it's possible, no its not easy.

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aFreedom127 9

What if she just really likes giving blow jobs and you're not available ?

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SweetPerfectionn 3

That's no excuse. Don't be in a relationship then and just hand out free blow jobs. I hope you were kidding when typing this..

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aFreedom127 9

Thanks Babybop2, clearly some folks take my comments too seriously. Even I don't give a ******** to every guy I meet, only those with the balls enough to ask for one.

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aFreedom127 9

Whip it out Gribbles, I hope you don't give me the dribbles!

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sakforduc 0

Hell if it's that easy I'll ask for one also lol

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Rocky007 15

It depends on your definition of IS.

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hrg729 11

Studies suggested that seminal plasma might reduce breast cancer by "not less than 50 percent." This effect is attributed to its glycoprotein and selenium content, with apoptosis being induced by TGF-Beta. Your argument is invalid.

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