Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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mama2b3 20

So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.

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Pentium_4 27

hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...

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perdix 29

Silly girl! The rules clearly state that GIVING a ******** is cheating, but you RECEIVING one is not. What did she have to say about that? Or was her mouth full?

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Gavin_Tindell 0

You sir, are an ass. ^

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perdix 29

Young man, if you insist on viewing an adult website, you ought to learn adult concepts like sarcasm.

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emilyjgraham 34

Benabus, let's be honest, nearly everything we do these days 'increasing the chance of cancer, heart disease, heart failure, liver disease, kidney disease..' so on and so flipping forth. We can barely do anything that will guarantee a healthy lifestyle, it's just the generation we live in. Dip their penis in antiseptic solution? ... OW! Also, not everyone swallows, not everyone even allows it to enter the mouth, not everyone has pubes but if they do people can normally tell they have one in their mouth and take it out. If oral sex was so bad they'd recommend you not to do it.

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firemedic919 0

shouldn't be any explanations only the sound of pulling your foot out of her ass should be heard then a door slamming shut as you call up her best friend for a fun filled night of raw dogging sex

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emilyjgraham 34

Guaranteed, the tables would be turned if he did it! Girls make up silly rules in relationships!!

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mrssuarez2011 12

You do realize that there's a difference between a girl and a woman right?

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emilyjgraham 34

There's probably some women out there that will say things like this to get out of situations.

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Gloritank 8

Why are you guys feeding the troll? Least I hope he/she is a troll and not a complete idiot.

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emilyjgraham 34

Most people enjoy giving their partner pleasure, that's why! And by plastic bag you mean condom right? Cus you can get flavoured especially for women who, like you, aren't too keen on the idea but, unlike you, want to do it. :)

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badmike89 6

Dude you gotta give a little you said it's ok to pee in the pool she says it's ok to blow me

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