Animals, Cooking and Kids: Overcooked

Overcooked

By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

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Fmypanda 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:02

Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!

Alice_Cullen7 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:02

lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!

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_lifemyfuck_ 11

Tuesday 22 March 2016 8:56

How to use a microwave: Step 1- grab your pet ..

ifuckuprandomly 28

Tuesday 31 May 2016 21:36

Fish for tea?

paskievitchjack 23

Wednesday 5 October 2016 21:48

Reminds me of that Eminem song: "I murdered my guinea pig and stuck it in the microwave"

Boomi 38

Sunday 20 November 2016 6:28

Oh my god, that's horrible! That poor fish!

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 2 November 2021 14:22

Now you know better.

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