Dating and Love: Overenthusiastic

Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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DirtyMike911 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:23

If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.

coldashell 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:23

Overly excited much?

Comments

badactor009 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:37

Too smooth

alinka_fml 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 17:17

even if it were today, don't you think one text and one phonecall is enough? if he didn't reply after one, he isn't going to reply after 30. I wouldn't want to see someone like you after this. No one wants to date a crazy freak

My_Life24 22

Monday 24 December 2012 10:18

Oohh. Tough luck. Better luck next time.

Rogersmoonshine 7

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:34

Literally face palmed for the first time in my life. Thanks for the experience OP. :) Also, YDI.

claiiire_fml 17

Thursday 19 December 2013 0:20

Now he probably thinks you're a stalker because of all those countless texts and calls. Probably no date with him tomorrow.

claiiire_fml 17

Thursday 19 December 2013 0:28

Except it wasn't his girlfriend... Context clues, and common sense.

fivehuskies 6

Friday 4 July 2014 0:10

At least he didn't stand you up. All on you girl. YDI

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 8 April 2018 5:36

Waiting for "hours" just seems like a waste of your time. An hour at most would suffice. You send a text to say "I'm here! Looking forward to it" and "Any trouble with transport?" and then "I waited an hour I'm going home" He will then reply "I thought our date was tomorrow sorry!" and you will say "oops my bad. That's embarrassing" And all is good.