Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 620
You deserved it 38 369

Same thing different taste

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If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.

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After that kinda nagging you might not have a date tomorrow either.

blackman100 20

At least you have a freakin' date. It's an easy problem to solve so I'm still not seeing the importance of this post.

perdix 29

Oh, he's going to take you on that date tomorrow because you showed him the punishment you will mete out if he stands you up (which is what he's wishing he could do now). However, he's going to **** up the date so badly, you'll never want to go out with him again. He'll smell of poo and sweat. His clothes will be dirty. He'll fart and belch obviously. He chew with his mouth open and talk with his mouth full, often letting bits of food fall out. He'll ask you to pick up the check, and then haggle with you to go Dutch. That's the only option to escape a Stage 5 Clinger. The only other outcome is marriage.

At least you won't be surprised if your date doesn't show up tomorrow.

Gosh!! Dont b so negative ppl... Ur BF myt make ur date xtra spl now that he knows how much u looked fwd to it.. Cheers;-)

atomicbaboon 0

or think you're completely crazy and run while he can.. but you're probably right 98.

How embarrassing! Guess you'll really be stood up tomorrow. Word of advice...never, EVER text or call a man more then once unless he responds. You will definitely look like a desperado if you do.

that sounds like my old best friend.. haha she would forget her head if it wasnt attached to her shoulders

-nods like I understand- Run that by me again?