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*you're date WAS tomorrow
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After that kinda nagging you might not have a date tomorrow either.
Oh, he's going to take you on that date tomorrow because you showed him the punishment you will mete out if he stands you up (which is what he's wishing he could do now). However, he's going to **** up the date so badly, you'll never want to go out with him again. He'll smell of poo and sweat. His clothes will be dirty. He'll fart and belch obviously. He chew with his mouth open and talk with his mouth full, often letting bits of food fall out. He'll ask you to pick up the check, and then haggle with you to go Dutch. That's the only option to escape a Stage 5 Clinger. The only other outcome is marriage.
At least you won't be surprised if your date doesn't show up tomorrow.
Gosh!! Dont b so negative ppl... Ur BF myt make ur date xtra spl now that he knows how much u looked fwd to it.. Cheers;-)
What the **** did that even say?
you are an idiot
How embarrassing! Guess you'll really be stood up tomorrow. Word of advice...never, EVER text or call a man more then once unless he responds. You will definitely look like a desperado if you do.
that sounds like my old best friend.. haha she would forget her head if it wasnt attached to her shoulders
-nods like I understand- Run that by me again?
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If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.
Overly excited much?