Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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burnforeternity 30

It's not f your life it's more like " I asked some girl out, she showed up to the restaurant on the wrong day then she keyed my car for not being there. FML."

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cassandralorene 12

this is why do many guys think all girls are crazy, psycho, bitches!

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SkinnyLynnie 7

sounds like the fmls for him. imagine getting ready for a date the next day and she keys your car out of nowhere.

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123Puppy 33

You don’t sound like a good person...

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shannon2348 14

so if you're stood up you resort to vandalism? what the hell? you deserve to get arrested for that.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You didn't try calling him? Regardless, even if he did stand you up, what you did is totally wrong. I hope he has security cameras and turns you in. Or, if you're that pathetic, maybe you keyed your name into the car. Or he might suspect you anyway. I hope you get heavily fined and charged with vandalism.

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