Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

Comments

thankyou127 6

Tuesday 3 February 2015 7:29

I would beat your ass if I found out it was you, I don't care what gender you are

MechanicKayla 18

Thursday 26 March 2015 11:58

That's not very nice. Karma is gonna get ya. ?

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 22 April 2015 8:31

you deserve to get dropped for that.

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 18 June 2015 4:41

ydi on two fronts. 1. forgetting when your date was. 2. vandalism only leaves you at fault. guess youre getting dumped AND sued.

Pixie2985 6

Saturday 11 July 2015 0:02

It must be hard, to be that ******* stupid.

Mcstud1y 30

Monday 20 July 2015 23:56

What the ****? Don't draw conclusions that quick.

HorrorJr 26

Saturday 1 August 2015 21:45

Probably should've called him... Or something ???

delfino1604 24

Tuesday 8 September 2015 3:36

you're ******* insane!!! may God have mercy on any man that ends up with you.

gqlmno 23

Friday 18 September 2015 3:42

Hahaha your a stupid bitch and desperate AF if that's how your dumb ass reacted

greengreengreen 13

Monday 9 November 2015 5:44

that's so ******* immature

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