Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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PuppiesKisses 15

Saturday 21 November 2015 4:28

Sounds like your date dodged a bullet.

haphazardly 15

Thursday 26 November 2015 15:26

If he didn't show, why the hell would his car be there, genius?

Rizzie0512 18

Saturday 26 December 2015 8:00

you are psychotic

gorgonkiller15 5

Tuesday 5 April 2016 11:01

Physco bitch

SpectreZ 9

Friday 20 May 2016 14:44

I hope you never make it to that date.

garbo__________ 6

Tuesday 5 July 2016 17:34

YDI, stupid bitch.

jmtucker 6

Sunday 17 July 2016 5:33

You sound just like my pyscho ex. Hopefully he didn't actually go out with you, that would have been a huge mistake on his part. Imagine what you would have done if he didn't open the door for you or something?.

spacedcookie89 5

Monday 1 August 2016 22:08

What are you? Twelve?

Thunderballs 9

Friday 5 August 2016 23:27

Dumb bitch

Liongoddess8 18

Tuesday 30 August 2016 2:56

You keyed his car over him not turning up to a date? **** you. I hope he makes you pay for the damage.

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