Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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BrutalDave 0

You are a crazy conniving ****. However, your name is 'soljaboy' so this makes me even more concerned.

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cardtrick101 0

Who the hell moderated this shit? This isn't an FML... I definitely call shenanigans. Even if it is true, f*ck his life, not yours.

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tradit03 0

Take a chill pill next time before u jump the gun.

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rallets 22

wow whats ****** up is that #98 doesnt give a shit about his pets or family dying, only if his truck gets keyed you ******* prick

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lmpinto 0

How can 360 lunatics like you vote that your life is ******? Only if your life is ****** by being a ******* lunatic... If I was the guy and I found that out I'd get a restraining order! And 119, you think that by acting like a spoiled brat she is empowering herlself? You are even more loony than her!

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EmbarrassedKlutz 0

What does it mean to key a car? Either way you sound like what most comments have called you so far: a crazy bitch.

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srak 0

YDI for not writing it down in your planner.

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jmeg_fml 0

Sweetie, you might want to consider some counseling. Being angry about a misunderstanding happens to all of us at some point, but keying a car for something as minor as being stood up takes it to a level of property destruction, and that can get you in serious legal trouble. #119, destroying someone else's property isn't empowerment. It's letting your distress get the better of you. An empowered man or woman would have the self-assurance to not be brought down by being stood up, even if it is a little frustrating. I hope you and the guy can work everything out all right.

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