Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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schmaddog 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:03

YDI. Karma's a bitch

_insertnamehere_ 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:04

There's a story for the grandkids!

AdamGD 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:05

Dumb ass. YDI.

Soitgoes74 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:05

103, I sincerely hope you're joking.

Higgy531 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:06

Wow, overreaction much?

JayFrankus 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:06

I hope he breaks up wit u

kirby229 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:06

you're one of those girls that gives the rest of us a bad name. crazy bitch. you'll probably try to key all of the people's cars that are saying YDI it too.

littlemisslee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:07

You did a VERY good thing! By keying his car, you showed him that, not only can he do better, but that he should consider a restraining order in the future. You know, just in case he makes you mad. Who knows what you'll do to him then!

AdamGD 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:07

Also, people, this person is a DUDE! Not a girl so he isn't giving women a bad name, he is giving gays a bad name!

chunkofchange 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:07

well now he knows you're a psycho. better now than later

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