Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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meddude 0

dumbass that's what you get for being a crazy bitch. he stands you up so you go to his place and key his car? way overboard. THEN you realize how stupid you are that you don't know when you made the plans for. in summary: you're a stupid crazy bitch.

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b00nd0cksaint 0

Bitches like you should be sterilized.

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_HollieWould 0

lmao okay this is funny but crazy! - its funny that you're dumb and mixed up the dates - its crazy that yu actually went to key his car? - it's not funny how he has a ruined car for nothing thanks to yu! i hope he finds out and doesn't end up with some crazy ass biatchhh =) YDI, obviously

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freddie_fml 0

Gee, I wonder why you're still single.

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isolate7690 1

i would have slapped the shit out of you

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kiit23 0

Yeah... that's mature. They have phones for a reason. You deserve to be stood up.

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medical 0

Why are you so angry in the first place. That's no excuse to key someone's car. YDI.

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