Kids: Overreaction

Overreaction

By BikerBuddy - 14/05/2010 01:11 - France

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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You deserved it 1 239

By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

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You deserved it 2 472

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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You deserved it 355

Double trouble

By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 1 674

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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You deserved it 25 626

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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You deserved it 3 108

therevolution 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:12

poor kid imagine the life he has from now on...everytime he bends over to tie his shoes he's gonna be all paranoid....0.o

xSkyful 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:05

YDI for not making sure

Comments

calovembs 4

Friday 14 May 2010 9:17

Would you have hit him if his hair was brown?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 14 May 2010 9:21

Typical hate crime.

Canadiansoldier 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:20

Harsh.

kybabyy 4

Friday 14 May 2010 9:20

No, FHL. Wait until tonight when the kid's beastly father finds you and shoves that bike's handlebar up your ass.

jgilez 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:22

it's funny because you have the letters KY in your name.

therevolution 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:23

lol scary thought buuut definately possible :D

kybabyy 4

Friday 14 May 2010 10:25

Do I really? I hadn't noticed. =O revolution, karma is a bitch (:

therevolution 0

Friday 14 May 2010 18:34

lol u said it perfect kybabyy :D

TheVanGirlsing 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:22

awwwwwww. easily the prettiest picture on fml. only pic I've ever seen on here that is pleasant to look at :D

Canadiansoldier 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:23

23 shut the Fu!k up, he was defending his proporty, Half us probley would have done the same if we thought we saw someone trying to take are stuff.

CookiesNOJ 0

Friday 14 May 2010 11:01

Two words: Canadian Soldier =00

Amateur_Dank 17

Sunday 2 August 2015 7:13

English ************, do you speak it?

cracktus 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:25

You're rather violent aren't you OP?

steve_jobs_fml 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:25

what an Idiot

gutzzzz 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:26

soooo blondes are more likely to steal something? or does that just have nothing to do with the fml, what if he was a red head? or black hair? or bald :O

TheCreator_fml 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:29

paranoid bastard.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 14 May 2010 9:31

What an asshole! I bet you got on your bike afterwards and cruised down the middle of a busy, one lane road during rush hour at about 10 miles an hour.