Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
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AlphaC 0

You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter. Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

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justme001 0

Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

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AmberHarleyX0 0

I did the same thing to my dad when i was about that age exept it was hot pink , :) ill never forget it

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DollyMolly 0

...should've instead gone for toenails?

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cattoe7 0

don't feel bad when i was 4ish i put barrettes in my grandpas hair and he went down to hang out with his buddies and forgot they were there lol.. its all apart of having kids around

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aback 4

All you have to do is explain you were humoring your 5-yr-old daughter, and everyone will go, "Aw-w-w!" You're just lucky it wasn't the other guy's retarded 3-yr-old fingerpainting you with her feces.

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