Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
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AlphaC 0

You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter. Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

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justme001 0

Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

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theblueone4 0

hahah, you are the father of a little girl, that's all that means. NOT an FML at all :)

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blue_mandie4 0

It's not an fml, because you are a dad that would do anything for his little girl to make her happy.

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islandbreeze 0

Haha this actually made me laugh!

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nizmotuner 0

If your single, flash that shit. Chicks your age will dig it. But YDI for having kids

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mvfootball12 0

That's freaking hilarious fyl tho

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urlifeisraped 0

That's just being a good dad

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omgitsseejay 0

man she must be a good speller, i didn't even know what the number "40" was when i was five years old

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Godless26 1

wtf are you talking about? did you even read it?

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trishg225 0

I find that really cute!

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kingamz 0

hey, you were just playing with your daughter it's fine (:

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