Own it!

By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 08:02 - Australia - Kenwick

Today, my ultra-conservative aunt got rip-roaring drunk at a family barbecue and told everyone that I'm a "raging homosexual" with a lack a moral compass, all because I kissed a male friend at a high school party about 20 years ago. FML
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mike3775 35

Sounds like my dead grandma. She told everyone I was a homosexual because I never had a girl friend in high school and showed no interest in girls at all. She still insisted I was gay, even after getting married and having kids. Needless to say, that wretched woman was out of my life for good when she crossed the line.

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randybryant799 20

How does she even know that?

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mike3775 35

Sounds like my dead grandma. She told everyone I was a homosexual because I never had a girl friend in high school and showed no interest in girls at all. She still insisted I was gay, even after getting married and having kids. Needless to say, that wretched woman was out of my life for good when she crossed the line.

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randybryant799 20

How does she even know that?

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spinspinsugar 12

if OP's family is anything like mine, they talk. my dad gave me my first drink when I was 15 and it spread thru my family like wildfire, my aunts were so pissed.

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