Panic on the streets of Hanford
By greeneyedpothead - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hanford
By greeneyedpothead - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hanford
that happened to me too!! except on my waist. I nearly killed myself!
Well, since you call yourself "pothead" in your username, this makes perfect sense.
My daughter got twisted around in her seatbelt. Every time she moved it got tighter around her waist. Had to pull over,have my girlfriend hold the belt so it would not get tighter and had to flip my daughter completely over then release the buckle so she could get out of it. They need an emergency release
I was going to say FYL until I saw that your name is "greeneyedpothead," which leads me to believe you were high when this happened so you probably did something stupid to deserve it. And then I realized that I can't even picture the position you'd have to twist yourself into for this to be remotely possible, and in a moving vehicle too... what were you trying to do right before this happened? I'm going to be thinking about this all day now.
How does one even put a foot in a seatbelt if one is wearing it? Hmmmm.
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How about just taking the seat belt off for a second?
What's your foot doing all the way up there? Lol