Anxiety, Cars and Transportation: Panic on the streets of Hanford - FML

Panic on the streets of Hanford

By greeneyedpothead - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hanford

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

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M0rt 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:28

How about just taking the seat belt off for a second?

ChloeG_fml 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:28

What's your foot doing all the way up there? Lol

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luvonsarah 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:02

I can't even imagine what the hell you did.

mcar 13

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:15

You just need to relax and pull it slowly.. Kind of like devils snare from Harry potter x)

droptableusers 7

Friday 26 April 2013 0:58

I bet you were high ;) *check username

Euronymous93 29

Saturday 22 June 2013 3:18

Your username says it all. YDI, OP.

Rissa11 9

Saturday 28 September 2013 7:27

How did you even....

angel1624 13

Tuesday 23 September 2014 4:52

Boyfriend to the rescuse :)

19jburner 15

Friday 4 March 2016 4:06

didn't movies ever teach you that if you just pull, you won't escape from the thing?

tanman230 10

Thursday 25 May 2017 21:52

question, are you 5 years old? first off how do you even get a foot stuck in something that goes across your chest and lap. and the fact that you started crying doesn't help your case.

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