Intimacy: Panic!

Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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You deserved it 31 410

Furby freakout

By furbys69 - 31/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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You deserved it 13 302

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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You deserved it 3 118

ritzy05 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:06

at least he's caring?? in case it really had been an emergency?

chipmunchie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:09

well, he was being a responsible brother I guess..

Comments

drayconn 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:40

At least your boyfriend can give you orgasms.

Entity4Infinity 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:41

She didnt say it ruined her day it was probably more of an inconvenience and just wanted to put something on the sight the b/f checked everything was fine so just relax i dont understand why ppl get so upset over some of these dont read them this site is basically a put whatever you like to share with ppl that annoys you.

TheGerman 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:42

#8 your a idiot for thinking that a situation like that would tramatize a kid, it's an everyday situation that is a natural part of life. I think your just tramatized! OP this is not an fml.

doubleAbattery 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:51

And you're right about me being traumatized. I know what it's like to walk in on a family member in the who is in the middle of sex. Trust me, it's not fun. And I agree with you about it being a natural part of life, but there are some things that kids don't want to see their brothers doing, even if it is perfectly natural.

Mulada 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:29

Know what else is natural? Taking a shit. And death. Does that mean ANYONE, child or not, wants to see it? Look, NO ONE likes seeing or hearing people ****. Unless it's ****, then it's okay.

letitbe56 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:13

#37, unless someone was forcing you to watch, or unless you witnessed a crime or this person doing some kind of S&M, no way that was traumatizing. It was probably just awkward. People don't know what they're talking about when they throw the word "trauma" around. Get over it. The OP and her boyfriend did nothing wrong. #58- They weren't doing it in the living room. They were doing it a whole floor away. She probably neither saw nor heard anything.

kennythedude 3

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:42

Sometimes I think people are so weird. Why would you have sex when someone in your boyfriend's family (especially his little sister) is in the house?! And, this isn't really an FML. Your boyfriend was being a good, caring brother to his sister. What if something had actually happened to her, and he didn't go help her?