Paranoid parents

By LibraryPedo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I was yelled at and called a pedophile by a mom for talking to her 5 year-old girl. I work at a library, and she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it's happened. FML
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Top comments

BadLuckDude12345 14

Wow. Some parents are too over-protective.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Why didn't the mother join her little girl. At this age she surely needs some help in a library.

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Comments

anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

Next time say that their son/daughter isn't good looking enough anyway ;)

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Grauncho 27

I think it's time to lose the rapist glasses and pedophile mustache.

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wonderbreadman 8

Who goes to a library to pick up children anyway?

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doodlecloud 26

Thinking about it, I'd say it's actually quite a good place for that. Children are often free to walk around, are usually okay with talking to others because they know they can talk to library assistants and may find it difficult to distinguish between good person and bad person, and adults at libraries tend to keep to themselves and may even assume you're actually the kid's carer.

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mbuck87 19

You've thought about this way too much you pedo

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RedPillSucks 31

The library is a great place to pick up chicks... Yes, I'm pervy sage!!!

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doodlecloud 26

Damn, too late to the replies...really want to know what dumbass thing 44 said.

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thatsdndn1 19

Maybe its because of the way you talk !

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whyisitincapital 25

Maybe she thought you were a pedophile because.... no, it couldn't be....

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Peppyoctopus 13

The smallest action can produce a smile (lets just not make it that of a pedophile)

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DDCA 24

Shame on them! Don't they know there is no yelling in the library?

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cccabbs 0

Damn man, sorry to hear that. Life is rough, for better results try a sweet opener next time like... Hey little girl, want some candy? Never fails... trust me and remember keep both heads up

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