Work, Library and Kids: Paranoid parents - FML

Paranoid parents

By LibraryPedo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I was yelled at and called a pedophile by a mom for talking to her 5 year-old girl. I work at a library, and she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it's happened. FML

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BadLuckDude12345 14

Friday 26 April 2013 10:50

Wow. Some parents are too over-protective.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Friday 26 April 2013 10:50

Why didn't the mother join her little girl. At this age she surely needs some help in a library.

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chosha_fml 26

Friday 26 April 2013 19:56

You need a staff badge. A really visible one.

Jirekianu2 19

Friday 26 April 2013 23:11

For some people it won't matter.

havok87 11

Friday 26 April 2013 20:27

Jesus! Since when was anybody a pedophile just by talking to a kid?

french_canadien 17

Friday 26 April 2013 22:36

You must give off some sort of vibe.. my boyfriend helps out young kids at the skatepark all the time, helping them out and hes never been accused of anything like that

MissAnnThropelb1 2

Friday 26 April 2013 23:01

Parents are getting way too overprotective. The other day I got off the bus behind this woman pushing a stroller with a toddler walking ahead. They were walking pretty slowly so I passed them; but when I passed the toddler the mom had a shit-fit: "BRIT-ney! WALK WITH ME!" I am a young, tiny woman.

MissAnnThropelb1 2

Friday 26 April 2013 23:08

What the hell does this teach kids? I'll tell u what: that anybody you don't know, who is outside of your immediate social circle must be out to do terrible things to you. If the current generation steps over the homeless, the next generation will probably kick them.

paulbrec 11

Friday 26 April 2013 23:08

Well, I hate to say this, but I think you should just stop offering to help.

Wizzlbang 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:02

Do you look at all pedoish? Do you have a mustache?

WelcomeToAndale 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:50

People these days make me sick.

thefuckinloser 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:01

3rd time ? maybe the mom.is on to.something , maybe she can spot a pedo a mile away

NameInvalid 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:32

she shouldn't jump to conclusions

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