Sex and Intimacy: Parental advice

Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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TheAznEagle 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:53

Daddy knows best!

Tyger44 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:53

Always listen to your father.

Comments

Savra_fml 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:08

Next time try getting your mom to walk in and see her reaction.

GabbyCharityM 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:08

There's these fancy new things called "locks" you can put on doors and such. You should try one.

leadman1989 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:43

Hi five... How did we miss?

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:19

1) Locks. 2) Your dad is epic.

dirtbiker267 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:25

Support?

jedielf 23

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:31

Remind your dad that if the door's closed, KNOCK before going in. Esp if you and your girlfriend are in there. And I'd have no clue what to do if I caught my kid bumping uglies either LOL.

ikickgingers 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:16

Or he could have more respect for his parents home...

odexy 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:28

Parents have the tendency of not listening to you. I even put a sign on my door asking to knock, yet my mother still felt it necessary to barge in whenever the hell she pleases. This includes while I'm getting dressed.

SnigglePoop 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:32

Hahahahahaha bumping uglies hahahahaha

captainbj2 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 21:54

Probably because it is her house and not yours...

Snafuusmc 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:32

Like father like son!

Snafuusmc 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:32

Like father like son!

Savra_fml 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:18

How the **** do you figure out that the father and son are alike from this FML? One difference already is that the son does not put his back into it.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:32

At first I read this as "Put it back in, son."

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:08

me to. I half expected.. You're doing it wrong, lemme show you how to put it in.

pizzaisyummy 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:33

Maybe u should he did produce u so he iz teaching u now lol! :D

every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:35

Wut?

DocBastard 38

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:02

Boners, please allow me to put this through my Idiot-English Translation Engine: "Maybe you should listen to him! He did have sex at least once with your mother and spawn you, so he is now trying to teach you to ****! Haha! I'm smiling really big!" Make sense now? Glad I could help.