Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 104
You deserved it 8 900

Same thing different taste

Comments

Well, if you can't take a little criticism from those who know you best! Thank your father and ask for other helpful tips!

I mistakenly read this as awkwardly sliding out... Serious WTF moment

LMAO your dad is awesome, dude, and your username is hilarious too. You should have asked your dad for a few pointers while he was still there. If you needed to put your back into it, it sounds like you were just flopping on the girl...

Well then you better put your back into it. Poor girlfriend. xD

Malicteal 21

They always a father knows best

be glad that's all that happened! your dad sounds understanding if anything

reddawn85 8

At least he didn't shit a brick about it. Count your blessings a be glad your dad is awesome.

High school sex grosses me out. Ydi for ******* as a child

joa76 3

Um...really? First of all, nowhere does it say he's in high school. Even if we assume he lives at home (which is implied but not guaranteed), he could be in college. Almost all college students live at home when they aren't at school. He could be 22, for all you know. Second, even if he is in high school, he could easily be 18, which would make him legally an adult, not a child. Third, the average age when people start having sex is about 17, so essentially, over half of people have sex in high school (mathematically that's an awkward conclusion, but going off the statistics themselves, it's true; I believe it's something like 60%). That's a lot of opportunity for you to be grossed out. Finally, the age of consent in most states is 16, some places lower (or lower in certain circumstances). If the law is perfectly okay with it, why should you care?

Nothing wrong with dad giving you some pointers. Perhaps mom can give you some input too?